Physical Address:
Pirate's Cove
Isle of MonteCrypto
YOUR BRAND NEEDS A FACE
PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY REMEMBER!
MEET THE DIGI-TARS
What are DIGI-TARS: custom AI spokespeople built to represent your brand, sound like you, work 24 / 7, and never ask for a raise..
Why Hire a DIGI-TAR Instead of a Human Spokesperson?
Because DIGI-TARS don’t sleep, don’t complain, and never forget your brand voice. They work 24/7 across every platform—Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, your website—delivering your message with personality, precision, and zero HR headaches.
Whether you run a dive bar in Nashville or a boutique brand in Brooklyn, your DIGI-TAR becomes the face (and voice) customers remember.
Custom-built. Voice-trained. Ready to deploy.
MAXWELL 9000
Digital products are your ticket to income that doesn’t depend on your time.
We help solopreneurs turn their knowledge into high-value products like eBooks, online courses, templates, and subscription content.
From concept to delivery, we handle every step so you can launch without the overwhelm.
You’ll learn how to:
✅ Build your own AI sidekick (aka as a custom Maxwell) — no coding needed
✅ Use first-principles thinking to break down any problem
✅ Clarify your real goal (not the one you borrowed from some bro on Instagram)
✅ Make one product, sell one product, and scale without burning out
✅ Escape decision fatigue, perfectionism, and overthinking loops
✅ Create real leverage — not just content or busy-ness
And you’ll be able to do it over and over again — in business, in life, anywhere clarity is currency. 🏴☠️
Custom AI Brand Ambassadors That Work for You
Take our Bigfoot Pirate for example: a memorable brand ambassador that visitors will remember long after they leave yourwebsite – ensuring you stay top-of-mind when the client is ready to buy. Go ahead…give him a look-see in the video, below. 🏴☠️
The Reviews Are In...and They're Impressive!
Earlier in 2025, when we brought Maxwell 9000 to market…there was one last test we wanted to run. This is an AI project, right? What better input to seek out were reviews from ALL the AIs.
We sent it to ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, and Perplexity. We asked them all the same thing: review this book like a human with an opinion—not some timid assistant trying to win employee of the month. I gave them criteria. Told them to skip the corporate beige stuff. Rate us like a book they found on a coffee-stained table in a punk rock dive bar.
Bam. Boom. Holy Crackers.
They loved it. Our guess…you’ll love it too.
"This isn’t just another ‘ChatGPT tips’ guide dressed up with personality. It’s a comprehensive system for creating AI assistants that genuinely reflect their users’ thinking patterns and communication styles.”
— Gemini AI Review
“Not for the faint of tone. Your AI will grow a backbone—and a mustache.”
“It’s not sanitized or spoon-fed. It’s a bold kick in the creative ass.”
“The writing is exceptionally distinctive, human, and memorable. It's direct, no-nonsense, and infused with a strong, consistent pirate persona.”
“This isn’t AI configuration—it’s emotional archeology.”
"What makes this special is how you've turned AI customization into storytelling. Instead of dry technical instructions, you're showing readers how to create an AI that truly reflects who they are. The practical examples demonstrate real understanding of how these platforms actually behave in practice."
Maxwell 9000 is a wild, weird, and wildly useful AI guide for creators who are done with sterile “how-to” templates. It mixes gritty humor with a deep understanding of voice, tone, and the actual mess of building a digital clone that feels like you.
"The author’s background—teaching actors to fight like pirates, surviving business and health crises, and living in the AI trenches—comes through loud and clear. The advice isn’t theoretical; it’s battle-tested and personal. The anecdotes and references to real-world use cases (from ghostwriting books to winning arguments) reinforce the sense that this is written by someone who’s actually done the work."
"If you’re building an AI assistant and not using Maxwell 9000 as your foundation?
Well… you’re probably making your life harder, wasting time, and sounding like a boiled potato in a Zoom call."
Digital Product Creation Services That Sell While You Sleep
Turning your expertise into income doesn’t happen by accident. Our digital product creation services help you plan, produce, and launch profitable products like courses, eBooks, and templates. We guide you from concept to sales page so you can earn while you focus on your next big idea.
MAXWELL 9000 helps you think more clearly. Solve real problems. Build something that actually matters.
The 7 Best AI Tools for Solopreneurs in 2025
If you’re running a solo digital business, the right AI stack can be your unfair advantage. Here are the 7 best AI tools for solopreneurs that we recommend for building, selling, and scaling faster:
Maxwell 9000 – Your custom AI business partner, built to your specs.
ChatGPT Pro – Versatile for brainstorming, drafting, and idea generation.
Canva Pro – AI-powered design and image creation without the learning curve.
Descript – Audio/video editing with AI transcription and filler-word removal.
Jasper – Long-form AI writing optimized for marketing copy.
Zapier – Automate repetitive tasks and connect your favorite apps.
Notion AI – Organize ideas, manage projects, and write faster with integrated AI.
💡 Want a deeper dive? We customize Maxwell 9000 to combine the best of these tools into one unified system — giving you speed, scale, and strategy in a single package.
What You’ll Learn From Maxwell 9000?
Build a Digital Product Business That Actually Works.
You’ll learn how to:
✅ Deeply customize your ChatGPT (or other AI) to 10X your results
✅ Build your own AI partner (aka a custom Maxwell) — no coding needed
✅ Use first-principles thinking to break down any problem
✅ Clarify your real goal (not the one you borrowed from some bro on Instagram)
✅ Make one product, sell one product, and scale without burning out
✅ Escape decision fatigue, perfectionism, and overthinking loops
✅ Create real leverage — not just content or busy-ness
When choosing the right AI tools for solopreneurs, focus on ones that integrate smoothly with your workflow.
AI Content Creation Services for Faster Growth
Because we are drowning in information and starving for clarity.
If you’ve been trying to monetize your creativity online, you’ve probably felt buried in noise.
Most people spend their whole lives reacting —
to other people’s expectations, their bills, their fears, their fkn TikTok feed.
This system teaches you to stop reacting…
and start engineering your life with tools that actually work.
Not because it’s “cool” or “trendy”…
but because if you don’t build your own damn operating system,
you’ll keep running someone else’s.
This Is For You If...
✅ You’re creative but overwhelmed
✅ You’ve started 19 things and finished none
✅ You hate guru-tech bro bs, love clarity, and want a roadmap
Here's a freebie for visiting today...
Signal-to-Noise Ratio changed the way I think.
I used to drown in distractions and fake urgency.
This simple mental shift helped me see what really matters — and ignore what doesn’t.
If you’re feeling stuck, this guide is a great place to start. Grab it — it’s absolutely free.
AI Tools for Content Creators Who Want More Reach
Content creators need tools that make more than just noise. Our AI tools for content creators are built to help you brainstorm, script, design, and publish faster than ever before. With automation handling the heavy lifting, you can focus on the creative spark that sets you apart while reaching a wider audience with less effort.
Related Topics We Cover:
• How to sell digital products online
• AI tools for content creators
• Creator monetization strategies
• Build a digital product business
• Launch your first product with AI
💡PRO TIP: Start using the AI tools for solopreneurs that can build, sell, and scale your business today!
