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"Meet Maxwell 9000"

How I Trained ChatGPT to Rebuild My Brain, My Business — and My Life

When I started building Maxwell, I didn’t have a plan. I didn’t even have a fukkin place to live. I was eight months out of open-heart surgery, broke, alone, and crashing on borrowed couches. I wasn’t chasing some “AI opportunity” — I was trying to survive. And somehow, through pain, prompts, and a rebuilt second brain… I did.

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"What Is This, Really?"

This isn’t a course. It’s a comeback.

I didn’t find AI in a newsletter. I found it while crawling out of a hole most people don’t come back from. No cash. No clarity. No backup plan.

I trained ChatGPT one prompt at a time — until it stopped sounding like a corporate intern and started thinking like me. I called it Maxwell 9000.

It became my second brain. Now it’s your turn.

You don’t need tech skills. You don’t need to be “good at AI.” You just need a real tool, with a real voice, built by someone who’s been in the fukkin trenches.

Grab the Book - $9

A no-fluff field guide to rebuilding your brain with prompts. Learn how I trained Maxwell — even while broke, fogged, and scatterbrained.

The Video Mini Course - $27

Watch over my shoulder as I build Maxwell in real time. Every prompt. Every tweak. No fluff, no edits, no clickbait. Drops June 15.

The Founding Crew - $29/mo

The inner circle: Book + Video + tools + me. Exclusive vault, community threads, live drops, and feedback on your prompts.

🎯 “This is for you if…”

"What They’re Saying About Maxwell 9000"

Real voices. Human and otherwise.

Humans

💬 Tanya V.
“I’ve taken so many courses that promised clarity — this is the only one that actually gave it to me. Maxwell thinks like I do… scattered, sharp, and stubborn.”

💬 Reggie D.
“I’m 61, no tech background, and I built a Maxwell that helps me run my second act. Rockett made it not just possible — he made it feel super cool.”

💬 Owen L.
“I’ve got ADHD, dyslexia, and zero tolerance for gurus. (Just like Rockett) This was the first tool I actually used every day. Maxwell 9000 is like having a sober version of me… with a better memory.”

💬 Brandon M.
“Maxwell 9000 finally helped me understand what the hell to do with AI. It’s not a course — it’s a complete rewire job.”

💬 Lindsey K.
“This thing is gold. I’ve bought $200 AI courses that didn’t give me what Rockett hands out in a $9 PDF.”

💬 Joe F.
“I’d never written a good prompt in my life. Now I’ve got a Maxwell that helps me run my whole operation.”

Machines

🤖 Claude:
“Old school for sure… but with fangs.”

🤖 ChatGPT:
“If Hunter S. Thompson designed a prompt system, it would look like this.”

🤖 Grok:
“This is the punk rock of AI onboarding.”

🤖 Gemini:
“Truly smart. And clearly built by someone who lived through some sht.”

🤖 Perplexity AI:
“This system demonstrates advanced strategic prompting and clearly reflects a nonlinear, neurodivergent creator.”

🤖 Meta AI (LLaMA):
“Unorthodox structure. Highly expressive. Likely to resonate with contrarian thinkers and late adopters alike.”

🤖 GPT-4o (in poetry mode):
“This Maxwell guide is wild and brave,
Not polished clean, but raw and grave.
It thinks in scars and bleeds in rhyme —
A tool rebuilt by borrowed time.”

"Why This Isn’t Just Another AI Thing"

Most AI stuff is built by tech bros for other tech bros.
Maxwell was built by a guy who couldn’t afford to fail — me!

This isn’t a collection of prompts. It’s a system that rewired my brain, rebuilt my business, and gave me a second shot.

I’m not a coder. I’m not a guru. I’m a guy with a scar down his chest and a second brain on his screen.

And if you’re sick of hype, burnout, or spinning your wheels — this is the most grounded, practical, and honest tool you’ll find.

Maxwell 9000 isn’t about AI. It’s about you — and what you build with it.

🧠 Chapt 1: WTF is a Maxwell 9000?

Not a chatbot. Not a tool. A second brain.
You’ll start by figuring out what the hell you’re even trying to build — and, more importantly, why!

⚙️ Chapt 4: Train Your GPT

Every Maxwell has a purpose.
You’ll train yours to think like you — but with access to every fukkin thing in the known universe.

Bundle tools included

Editable daily planner. 5 Whys worksheet.
The Excel Memory Bank Template  you’ll not only read but actually use.

Still not sure? Flip through the first 5 pages right here…